if this DOES NOT make you at least chuckle a little bit...
...you should probably get your laffer checked and serviced!!!
completely unrelated ps: if you're not registered at designer digitals, you should be! they're currently celebrating "12 days of christmas" with a brand new seasonal item each day for 25 cents and a different bunch of 25% off things each day! even if you're not into holiday stuff, they have two new 25 cent items every single week all year long!
consider yourself enabled, ok?! ;)