this week, meet robort, a crobot who's enjoyed a successful modeling career as a highly sought-after cover-bot. after hours, robort's a cyberdude and always ready to rock, roll and reboot. he enjoys data-processing and re-runs of the bionic woman. he once dated one of the back-up drives that backs up one of the back-up drives at paypal, but the relationship ended badly. there are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand robort and those who don't!