i am nosferatu, king of the vampires, minion of evil! i have come for your soul... you are powerless to resist... i am invincible!!!
hey! what the heck is *THAT*?!?!??!
rats. nevermind. as you were.
the end
~♥~
note: no amigurumi vampires were harmed in the making of this blog-post, and afterwards we all enjoyed a nice shrimp scampi.
another note: if you've guessed that this is my latest ami from the creepy cute crochet book, take two pints of O-negative from petty cash!
Do you think he was more scared of something that size falling on him or the fumes? Either way he is quite scary and yet really quite polite.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA I LOVE your story. So do my daughters. Who had to come running when they heard me laughing so hard out loud at the computer. You are making me want to try to make some little critters. Bad influence. Like I need another distraction from reality...
ReplyDeleteYou never cease to make me smile!! LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteYou're funny :-)
ReplyDeleteLove this post!
ReplyDeleteThat's got to be the cutest vampire I've ever seen!
ReplyDeleteOkay no vampires might have been hurt in this post, but I totally spit tea all over my laptop! I coulda broke it!! lol! lol. Too funny. I love him!!
ReplyDelete♥♥♥♥♥ ROFL ♥♥♥♥♥ I love him. I think he need a vacation in Norway to get over a shock like that. And he will of course return to his owner before xmas cause he will be homesick after a while.. I can just tell..If he wants to he can join me for PACS in Paris in November and he will be taken picture of, together with all the creative ladies. ;-))
ReplyDeleteI adore you!! ♥
ReplyDeleteI'm hooked on your blog. And your wee friend there...VERY scary.
ReplyDeleteI am addicted to elipses too...
That little Count Dracula is a cute :)
ReplyDeleteNow that made me laugh - a Lot!!
ReplyDeleteHugs Ali x
OMG! I haven't seen anything *this* cute since... the grim reaper? (somehow, that is NOT a sentence I ever imagined saying...)
ReplyDeleteAll he needs is a few drops of red! And, yes, while I am O neg - I am not offering! lol
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too cute! love this!!
ReplyDeleteCUTE! You are funny. I like funny. Wanna be friends?
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ReplyDeleteYou totally crack me up!!! I laughed out loud bigtime!!!
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