listenING: to the audio book piece of my heart by peter robinson, from the library. pretty good british police-procedural-type mystery, which interweaves the investigation of two murders: one in 1969 and one in the present day. (...and i'm pretty sure i know whodunnit...)
Friday, February 29, 2008
whatcha *ING*ing??!
listenING: to the audio book piece of my heart by peter robinson, from the library. pretty good british police-procedural-type mystery, which interweaves the investigation of two murders: one in 1969 and one in the present day. (...and i'm pretty sure i know whodunnit...)
Thursday, February 28, 2008
hello, kitties!
here is a random scan of a postcard i got at the hello kitty store in times square. what??! you did not know there was a hello kitty store in times square? ah, bien sur! also an m&m's store...and an mtv store...and a toys-r-us with a full-sized ferris wheel inside the store. nope, i'm not kidding.
i wonder if some new yorkers prefer the *old* times square, with its vast array of adult theaters, massage parlors, and the many colorful characters who frequented them? disney was one of the first companies to open a "straight" business nearby, perhaps 15 years ago. i've always imagined two of the "old school" business proprietors sitting in a seedy bar, hearing about their new neighbors for the first time. "oh geez," one must've said to the other, "there goes the neighborhood." "yeah," the other would've agreed, "there's no goin' back once THAT ELEMENT starts takin' over!" :)
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
sympathetically purple
Sunday, February 24, 2008
operation 08: SOMETHING OLD
Something loved. Something worn. Something passed down. Something treasured.
Or not.
Maybe your old object is something you need to throw away. Something that keeps breaking down. Something that needs to be retired."
ok, ok, i know it needs to be done, but for some reason i have been dragging my feet. the other day, whilst out and about, the car and i had a small mechanical mishap, which resulted in the two of us being brought home by a very nice lady called jan, who drives a tow truck. which got me to thinking about *WHY* i am so un-excited about parting with the car, particularly as it means for the first time in my life, i'll be getting a brand new car, that i choose, that has never been owned or driven by anyone else, ever!
(closeup of the altered car photo; the text gives stats of the car, "make: nissan, model: sentra, year: 1985, mileage: 65,000, purchase price: zero, monthly payment: zero, resale value: zero, luxury/cool factor: less than zero, sentimental value: priceless" the phrase in white is the what i say when teased about driving a near-antique, "two more years...and it's a classic!" )
in the course of completing this page i realized that a big chunk of my reluctance stems from the fact that this car (which had been my mom's for a decade before i got it) was "handed down" to me right after my dad died, and that it had been his idea to do so. i am slightly surprised to find that (quite uncharacteristically) i'd become a bit sentimental about that fact!
once i could see what i was doing, it suddenly became completely obvious, and completely easy to let go and feel totally fine about it. because i know that the *IMPORTANT* gifts from my father are not things at all. they're intangibles like a logical mind, and the ablility to stay calm in a crisis, and a great--if admittedly weird--sense of humor. i see these gifts every time i sit down to do my taxes, every time i watch my brother with his children, every time i hear my sister telling a funny story. and none of that is going anywhere. plus, oddly enough, having commemorated the car, and the story, in my little book... (sorry, i'm afraid going to use a cliched scrapbooking truism here!) ...well, it really is a way of keeping it forever!
so...car shopping...here i come! :)
Saturday, February 23, 2008
operation 07: BOLD STATEMENT
ta-da:
(glossy black cardstock: ranger; patterned paper: doodlebug, mambi; brads: making memories; rhinestone star: mambi; other: zig writer, foam tape, fonts: mariah & wizzard)
ok, lemme essplain. the assignment was to, (and i quote) "make a bold statement". so i did. originally, i had a much more traditional idea, and something more substantial to say. (with journaling and everything!) but then, the other morning, my inner edina took over, and this idea literally woke me up. ok, it's not a particularly sensible statement; and it's certainly not a profound statement; but i think you'll agree it *is* a BOLD statement! and thus, my work here is done.
(ps: i'm hoping to get operation 08 done over the weekend, and be officially declared "back on track"!)
Friday, February 22, 2008
XOXO LOVEFEST: week four
(to those of you planning to embark upon an actual love relationship, please note: this MIGHT NOT be the *ideal order* in which to experience those four delightful phases of love. naturally, this is entirely between you and your significant other...i'm just sayin'...)
anyway, the caardvarks DT have, as ever, surpassed all previous records for variety and delightfulness in caardmaking. oh yeah, and the folks from queen kat designs (who've sponsored this entire shindig, provided the designers with cool stamp sets, AND made with excellent prizes for each week's challenge!) have pitched in with wonderful examples, too. g'head and check out the gallery!
here is my humble offering:
(patterned paper: love elsie, basic grey, bampop, ki, scenic route, sassafras lass; frame: bampop; photo from an old book; photo corners: heidi swapp; other: colorbox inks, foam tape, flowerchild font, zigwriter)
the eagle-eyed (and highly flexible) paprcrafters amongst you may notice a certain very-nearly-almost-not-quite-but-oh-soooooo-close similarity to a rather wonderful sketch challenge running at the moment. yes, indeed, i refer to nicola's 4th sketch which ends tomorrow and thus i decided i needed to both HURRY UP and double up in my efforts in order to get an entry in under the wire. i don't think i have really done this one justice, though, (sorry, n...i owe ya one, ok?!) so certainly you should head over to my paper world and see some really goooood versions of this excellent sketch!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
bondliness abounds!
why, you ask?? well, first, the lovely kitty, in response to my sadness at only turning up a fully clothed daniel craig this morning, sent me a link to this:
thank you kitty. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm-hmmmmmmmmmmmm. oh yes. thank you very much indeed! you are a true friend to have stumped up so quickly in my hour of need. now that was enough to set me up this evening as a very contented blogger indeed...
...but then the equally lovely (but infinitely more twisted) monkee maker--who has recently discovered picasa and become a bit of a photo-editing junkie--emailed me this. words cannot express the delight and...ummmmm...bemusement (and hilarity! and shock! and delight again...followed by even more bemusement!) with which i viewed this masterpiece:
"the name's jeff....lovely husband jeff"
but wait...there's more. oh yes indeedy. fasten your seatbelts, ladies, and remember: he's a happily married man, and i am licensed to kill. (ok, not licensed, as such. but i think you get m'point)
ready? ok here ya go:
since there is nothing i could possibly add (well, nothing that could be posted on a wholesome family-friendly blog such as this!) i shall sign off for the second and final time of the day.
besides, i have to go and explain his new-found t'internet pin-up status to my husband. :)
this is NOT a real blog post!
i've got nuthin'.
no links or pictures! i generally save funny things as i see them online, but lately, i haven't been online much. (castles and so forth.) ordinarily at this point i would quickly google "daniel craig photos" and pop in the one with the least clothing, but sadly, i think i am even gonna run out of time for that today.
worst of all, unless i think of something amusing really REALLY quickly, i've got NO JOKES!!! and, in case you were wondering, it turns out that the very *best* way to NOT think of anything amusing is to try to make yourself think of something amusing really REALLY quickly.
ooh, but one thing i DO have is
his bondliness, being bondish. note to MM: he's not *pouting*...he's brooding!
it's TOTALLY different. totally. :)
yeah, yeah, as it turns out, i DID have time to go and grab me some delicious danielcraiginess over at google. because let's face it, a life so full of hustle and bustle as to prevent one from stopping to savor nature's beauty is no life at all, now is it? i apologize for all those clothes...but it was the best i could do on short notice!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
some lovely parting gifts!
lemme essplain: see this adorable little diecut paper purse?
(ok, i am soooooooo back to wanting a cricut again!) :)
oh yeah, there was a small ghiradelli chocolate bar in there, too. i am embarrassed to say that it was eaten more quickly than my digital camera could record...even on the very very fast "twilight" setting. (some might say "devoured", and it would be hard to argue that point strenuously, and rude, too, especially with my mouth full of chocolate!) :)
and one last little bit of cuteness:
yes, it seems like ms. elizabeth is grooming up a second generation of her crafting dynasty... inside my package's wrapping was some lovely artwork by young ellie!!!
thank you thank you thank you, oh wicklands, great and small!
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
the princessiest princess castle books in the world, EVER!
but let's look closer, shall we?
here's riley's book...from the front...
(materials list and basic method are below)
...from the side...
and, standing, castle-ish-ly:
btw, the amazing photographs in riley's & lindsay' books were taken by my sister-in-law, sandy, and her sister, cindy. when i found these neat "bare essentials" minibooks last fall, i requested princess pics (without saying why) and my brother was kind enough to make me a cd from their trip to disneyworld last august.
probably the hardest part of the entire project was narrowing down from hundreds of adorable choices to eight 2.5x3" pics; two 3.5" squares and a 3.5x5" cover photo. truly, it was almost impossible--there were SO MANY good ones!
here's lindsay's book:
my youngest niece, madeline, hasn't been to disneyworld yet, but she loooooooves all things princessy and i wanted her to have a book like her cousins. so instead of capturing one trip, for maddie, i combined photos from a number of different occasions: dressed as cinderella last halloween, going to "princesses on ice" last xmas, at her birthday party, playing dress up, and so forth. (many of these pics are courtesy of maddie's father, john; my relatives are very nice about sharing...especially when they know there is a project in the offing!) ;)
just in case these weren't quite enough princess castle book pictures for you, i've made a webshots album with gi-huge-ic photos of every page of all three books. you know, in case you're suffering from a pink-n-sparkly deficiency or insomnia or something!
just leave a comment or email me! :)
Monday, February 18, 2008
last things first!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
rats, it's gone right to voicemail!
please leave a message at the sound of the beep.
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!)
*and also, "PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!"
**he brought a sweet little fruit tart, as well...so i'm kinda hoping that "you are what you eat" thingie is not LITERALLY true! ;)
ps to lori: step away from the sharp objects...RIGHT NOW...!!! (and also, "waaaaaaahhhhh--heal fast!")
Friday, February 15, 2008
XOXO loooooooovefest: week 3
in the meantime, here is MY take on the challenge:
happy anniversary mom and dad! and happy anniversary caardmaking to the rest of us!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
happy RILEY'S BIRTHDAY to you!!!
apparently, some folk think of this as VALENTINE'S DAY...but not in our family! nope, for us it better known as the day that eldest niece riley made her grand debut, six years ago this afternoon!
being the little sweetheart that she is, she has always been happy to share the day, and certainly there have always been enough treats and presents and heart-shaped cupcakes to go around!
in the meantime, today will bring presents from mommy and daddy, and cupcakes at school, and phone calls from the rest of the family to say,
*happy birthday riley elizabeth!!!*
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
...progress...
we have outlining, around the edges of each of the patterned papers.
i also tried outlining ON the photos...but doing *both* turned out to be too much. (this is why i try things out before i glue 'em on. it's slower...but safer!) photo batch #2 is borderless and lightly inked around the edges. (i am definitely going to use this idea on *something*, though, b/c i love the look of it!)
up next:
embellishments...or as i think of it...
THE FUN PART!!! :)
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
sure it TASTES good...
Monday, February 11, 2008
ATTENTION all pink & sparkly things...
soooooo...whaddaya get when you mix all of this...
(ok, probably not all of that...but a bunch of it...)
with three of these:
...and a whole mess o'...
these?
actually, that's a trick question with two possible answers:
answer #1: three adorable princess minibooks in time for niece riley's birthday party next sunday afternoon
...or, alternately...
answer #2: a nervous breakdown
in the meantime, i'm afraid what you get is an aunt lauren who spends every non-working, non-sleeping moment knee-deep in the sparkly pinkness! so please excuse me if in the next 4 or 5 days i do not spend much time at your blog...or my own.
PS: if i haven't surfaced by saturday...can somebody fax me a pizza??
Saturday, February 9, 2008
operation 06: COLOR!!!
"This week, channel color. Write about, or think about, or sing about your relationship with color. Or your inability to see color. Or how you hate all color. Or how you live for color. Think about what colors you are drawn to. About the colors you wear. The colors you choose to have in your home."
i realized fairly quickly that by far my strongest feeling about color is that i need ALL of them--every single one! there may be colors i like more than others, or color combinations i use more than others, or colors i would never, EVER, wear...but to me, there are NO "extra" colors! from there i started thinking about the spectrum, and the phrase "ROY G. BIV is my best friend" popped into my head...and stayed there!
i had the idea of bits cut from magazines right away, and strips pretty soon after. i was planning to make a more traditional collage...with lots of coordinating embellishments for each color...and the phrase running across the collage...but somehow the strips didn't want to become a collage, they wanted to stay separate, and furthermore, they wanted to stay PLAIN. from there the white background, white chipboard, and black outlined letters just fell into place.
but then, when you open the page, you've got all the colors of the spectrum
(photos cut from magazines; heidi swapp chipboard letters; ki memories alphabet rub-ons)
Friday, February 8, 2008
XOXO LOVEFEST: week two
(queen kat heart stamped with fuschia colorbox ink and embossed with psx bridal powder; ranger glossy cardstock; pebbles cardstock photo stickers; mambi phrase sticker; scrapbook wizard patterned paper; queen & co felt flowers; doodlebug brads; other: zigwriter, foam tape)
i have raided my stash and found some rather elderly items...for example these pebbles, inc black & white cardstock stickers... (i confess i've very nearly tossed them on more than one occasion) ...that suddenly seemed kinda cool again! i stamped the heart from my QKD stamp set with pink pigment ink and actually embossed (with sparkly bridal powder) for the first time in ages! a scrap of patterned paper, an almost equally old clear sticker, some felt flowers et voila my baby card is complete!
wanna see what the rest of the DT made?? go and check out the baby love gallery! (g'wan...you know you wanna...)
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
minibook mania!
i started out with two nice thick squares of chipboard, painted the edges, glued on squares of patterned paper and sealed it with papier glass finish (similar to diamond glaze) for extra strengh and a little bit of shine. i've made books with sewn or spiral bindings, but for daily journals i like to hold ‘em together with book rings (you can get a variety pack at staples for about $3) so that i can add, subtract or move around the pages. i punched the holes with my crop-o-dile, but a fairly sharp hand drill (like for woodworking) is also an easy way to get nice neat holes.
i tend to stock my little books in advance with about half as many pages as i think they're going to need. i use scraps of cardstock and heavy paper in the requisite sizes, and add more pages in as needed. most days i decorate one page, write my “three beautiful things” and i’m done. but some days i have more time, or ideas to try out, or i just feel like playing, so i will occasionally decorate “extra” pages which can be used when time or creativity is at a premium. i have also found these little books to be of great value as a sort of “design lab” to try out ideas seen in magazines or online…to experiment with new techniques…and to use up my scraps and break in the cool new supplies i cannot wait to use.
i’ve also found it’s a really good way to “warm up” before starting to work on a larger project or idea. this is has totally surprised me, even though art journalers have been saying so for YEARS, but somehow--perhaps stubbornly--i didn't really believe it would hold true for ME! “why,” i would ask myself, “would i waste time, energy and materials on something that no one else is ever going to see?!” but it turns out the nameless and numerous “they” we are always hearing about were TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY RIGHT on this point: this process doesn't sap your creative energy, it actually DOES revive and envigorate it! who knew?! (ok, clearly everyone except ME, but thank you very much for not rubbing my nose in that!) :)
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
wouldja like to buy a (knitted) monkee?
yes, that IS a knitted muffin!
a knitted raspberry and white chocolate chip muffin, to be precise.
there are more, prizes, too! tickets are just a pound each (that's a british pound sterling...which right now is roughly equivalent to about $2 american; which you can send via paypal) with 100% of the proceeds going to the trust! monkee maker is donating the prizes and the postage to send them to winners anywhere in the world!
for complete details check out this post on monkee maker's blog! whilst you're there, you might like to look around a bit: there's adventure, excitement, sock monkees, knitted monkees, monkee socks, and even...
...yep, that's a monkee sock sock monkee*, all right!!!
so now my only question is: what are you still doing *HERE*??!
*he...or perhaps she?...is not a prize in this raffle...she's just one of my personal favorite monkee maker creations, pictured here an inducement for you to check out MM's blog!
Monday, February 4, 2008
double your pleasure, double your fun!
(patterned paper: sei, basic grey, anna griffin; tag: oriental trading; letters: dcwv, american crafts; eyelets: making memories; trims: queen & co; making memories; other: colorbox inks, jewelcraft gems, foam tape) (please note the green tag and the background of the grapes paper not only DON'T clash in real life, they actually go together quite nicely also, the card is not crooked. i could NOT get a good picture of this sucker no matter what i did, so finally i gave up! )